My Melbourne Arts
Reviews and interviews exploring Melbourne’s independent and professional theatre and performing arts scene.
Monday, 21 September 2026
An impossible to-do list puts Rebekah Carton to the test in Everything, Now! at Melbourne Fringe
Tell us about Everything, Now! What exactly is going on?
George Lazaris: Everything!
Rebekah Carton: Right now!
GL: I feel overwhelmed just thinking about it.
RC: It’s almost like I’m doing every task on my list-
GL: That’s ever been on your list.
RC: Everything that anybody’s ever asked of me and I’ll be like "I’ll do that later. I’ll do it in a little bit.:"
GL: Today’s the day.
RC: Right now. In front of an audience. At Fringe.
Sunday, 20 September 2026
Fu@k! I Killed The Director plunges two actors into total chaos at Melbourne Fringe
What do you do when you kill your director on opening night? If you’re the two actors at the centre of FU@K! I KILLED THE DIRECTOR, apparently, you carry on with the production. Blending clowning, mime, dance and a does of chaos, the new work from Alright? Production Company throws two desperate performers into the aftermath of a very unfortunate accident, as they attempt to keep their adaptation of Romeo & Juliet alive while facing the small matter of their dead director. Created by Nina Hopley, Alana Louise and Jason Schwab and performed by Louise and Schwab, the 50-minute farce promises an anarchic, physical and distinctly unpredictable Fringe experience.
The piece takes a pretty spectacular theatrical disaster and turns it into a celebration of play, silliness and letting go. "Two actors, Cherry and John, are about to debut their rendition of Romeo & Juliet. But moments before the curtain goes up, they accidentally kill their director. Covered in blood and reeling from the shock of the freak death, they then do their best to keep the performance alive in front of the audience. It gets absurd, messy and nonsensical, and there are even some real emotional gut punches," Schwab tells me.
The Valuer review | Barking Spider Creative | Melbourne Fringe Festival | GalleryGallery INC
How much is that weird little object you’ve been holding onto for years actually worth? The Valuer invites audiences to find out, bringing their knick-knacks to a Suprahuman Valuer for assessment. Created by Penelope Bartlau and Jason Lehane (of Barking Spider Creative), the immersive work plays with our ideas of value, ownership and attachment, asking whether we really want to keep the things we treasure once someone else puts a price on them.
In some ways, this is a sequel to Barking Spider Creative’s The Collector, which I attended last year. Both works explore the stories and worth we attach to everyday objects, but this time the experience is personalised. Rather than engaging with a room of curiosities with another participant, we have our own consultation with the assessor, creating something smaller in scope but no less playful or absorbing.
The visit begins with a brief chat with The Valuer’s familial, who fortunately manages to condense reams of paperwork and terms and conditions into a short interaction. We’re given an explanation of what to expect, without giving anything away. Once the formalities are done, we open the door and take a step inside.
Saturday, 19 September 2026
Luke review | Red Stitch
This becomes more compelling once Chris takes on the role of narrator. As the story progresses, we begin to question whether what took place in the first act actually happened as we saw it, or how much has been embellished in Chris’s retelling. The play creates a complex grey area between fact and interpretation, as Chris' account of the past is shaped by his memories and the narrative he wants to tell.