Taylah Whelan is turning 26. Their mum was pregnant with them at 26, and Whelan is now having something of an existential crisis. Welcome to Happy Birthday Taylah Whelan.
Whelan is surprised to see us all in their house, though they did invite us over to celebrate their birthday, so it’s only natural we’d be there. They are slightly awkward and unsure of what to do, but when they realise the drink they have taken from a friend is called "The drink that makes you reminisce,” there is little left to resist. While they initially fight the urge, it proves futile, and before we, and they, know it, Whelan is on stage, reminiscing.
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Reviews and interviews exploring Melbourne’s independent and professional theatre and performing arts scene.
Wednesday, 1 April 2026
Happy Birthday Taylah Whelan review | Melbourne International Comedy Festival The Motley Bauhaus
Blizzard review | Melbourne International Comedy Festival | The Motley Wherehaus
At 2024's Melbourne International Comedy Festival, people would not stop telling me to see Piotr Sikora’s clown show Furiozo: Man Looking For Trouble. Naturally, I missed it. I did eventually catch it later that year at Edinburgh Fringe, and from that point on, Sikora locked himself onto my must-see list. So when I learnt he was bringing a work-in-progress, Blizzard, to this year’s Melbourne Comedy Festival, I was properly excited.
We follow a Polish soldier on a strange, snow-covered journey. There’s a lot of snow. And an orange. And a creature of sorts. For the most part, the work is silent, with fragments of Polish and very little English. But Sikora’s ability to tell a clear, compelling narrative without relying on language is where the magic really sits, everything is communicated through physical comedy, audience play, and a constant (non-verbal) dialogue with the room.
Tuesday, 31 March 2026
Squid's Sunday Sideshow review | Melbourne International Comedy Festival | The Tote
The show opens with a straightforward triple dislocation of their arm. Yes, really. They then shake it all about like they just don’t care. As the performance progresses, it becomes increasingly challenging to watch the things Squid does to their body. It’s an intense experience at such close proximity. That said, I noticed I was one of the few people covering my eyes or looking away - perhaps I’m more of a wuss than others. Although there was one guy who gasped "what the fuck!"
Monday, 30 March 2026
Sorry I Hurt Your Son (Said My Ex To My Mum) review | Melbourne International Comedy Festival | Trades Hall
If you’re expecting gay comedian James Barr to deliver a
steady stream of dick jokes in Sorry I Hurt Your Son (Said My Ex To My Mum), a
show built around the domestic abuse and trauma he experienced at the hands of
his partner, well… you’d be right. But what’s striking is how effortlessly that
humour is folded into the piece. The jokes don’t undercut the story, they sit
alongside it, disarming the audience just enough to let the harder beats land.
Barr begins lightly, walking us through his search for
Prince Charming, recounting a series of dates before arriving at the night he
met Chris at a Spice Girls concert. It’s framed as a turning point, the moment
he thought that two souls would become one.
Sunday, 29 March 2026
Too Clowns review | Melbourne International Comedy Festival | The Motley Wherehaus
Too Clowns is a silent clown show that explores loneliness, with chalk-written words reading “Bella + Puzzo” introducing us to the characters. Puzzo arrives upbeat and ready to go, but Bella is nowhere to be seen. The show must go on, so Puzzo turns to the full-house at the 11pm showing to help fill the gap. What sets Too Clown apart is its commitment to silence and audience dependency, using participation not as a novelty but as the core structure of the piece, where the performance genuinely shifts based on who steps up.
Trout review | Melbourne International Comedy Festival | Malthouse Theatre
in 2025 Kate Dolan opened her Melbourne Comedy Festival show, The Critic, as a plant. This year, she begins as a trout, a dancing trout, while wearing a trout mask. And this time, the show is about trout, fish in general, and the idea that life might be simpler, easier, if she were one. Unsurprisingly, the show is called Trout.
Dolan is a stand-up comedian, but this performance marks a complete 180-degree turn from what she presented last year. For starters, there is some contemporary dancing and some rapping. But the most noticeable change is Dolan herself. The shift feels amplified by the larger Malthouse space, which seems to give her the space to expand her presence and lean into a bigger, more unrestrained energy. Dolan uses the entire stage, constantly in motion, swinging her hips, and jumping between beats with a physicality that drives the rhythm. She is loud, erratic, and deliberately so, channelling that unpredictability into a style that appears loose at first glance but is structured underneath.
Nosferatu Looking For Love review | Melbourne International Comedy Festival | The Motley Wherehaus
Nosferatu, we’re told, is the German word for “sexy bachelor”, and that sets the mood perfectly for Nosferatu Looking For Love. Tired of his old life, this infamous vampire is chasing a sea change, heading to Australia with two clear ambitions, to become a star and to finally find a partner.
From the instant Rhiannon McCall appears, the character is fully realised. Dressed in black with stark white makeup, sunken eyes, exaggerated brows, a bald cap and pointed ears, the look is striking without being overdone. The hunched neck is a particularly nice touch, subtle but effective, adding to the physicality.